golf

Something that aint no sport

Jon: Ay yo what sport club you gon sign up for?

Adam: I was thinking golf
Jon: It aint a fucking sport

by philswift2 December 7, 2020

golf kid

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks

Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me

by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008

super golf

When someone is doing some absolute random bullshit that nobody cares about instead of doing what they either need to do or what everyone else wants them to do.

"Dude, quit playin fuckin' super golf and get on your damn XBox"

by Quintarius Ovactarion May 11, 2022

Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

by mhawke69 August 26, 2015

Golf

Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends

“Hey I’m at the golf right now”
“Oh so you’re gay?”

by fjfhfhfb July 31, 2020

Victor Alpha Golf India November Alpha

the NATO phonetic alphabet spelling of vagina It's a way to refer to the word in public without being too obvious, allowing you to make a cheeky reference while keeping it subtle

1. Instead of saying it outright, he just spelled it out with 'Victor Alpha Golf India November Alpha,' and it flew right under the radar

2. The man on the bus was watching the Orange and black website, where the device displayed a graphic video of a woman showing her Victor Alpha Golf India November alpha. It’s hairy and nasty, I almost puked when I see it.

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025

golf dip

When a guy starts to pee and bends his knees slightly as monumental relief washes over him. What they do in golf when they're putting the ball in the hole, but it misses by just a few nanometers.

Trevor did the golf dip when he fed the lizard in the urinal.

by D. Y. Vetz December 26, 2020