Golf

A """sport""" where you wack balls with sticks and try to land them in holes with variation if geography of the course.
It' s normally played by old men who are too frail and weak to do anything, so they have a golf cart haul their fat asses around to the next hole.
Guy 1: You wanna play golf?
Guy 2: What are you gay?
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it takes 9 hours to play golf
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Golf

A competition of who can yell "F**K" the loudest.
"Who won the Golf game?"
"Well, John had the lower score, but I yelled F**K louder so really it was a wash"
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Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends
“I’m at the golf right now”

Oh so you’re secretly gay
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Code word for gay sex. Commonly used for men who are secretly gay or secretly having gay sexual relationships with their friends
“Hey I’m at the golf right now”
Oh so you’re gay?”
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Not Only Is It A Sport That Old Rich Men Play. But It Also A Word To Describe Something That's So Extreme That No Words Could Describe It.
Woah Man!!! Your Clothes Are Too Golf For Me!!!
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The world's most boring sport you will every play or hear about
Person 1: hey wanna go golfing?
Person 2:sure why not

Person 2 fell asleep as soon as they made it to the course
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