Commonly called just classy gentleman. For when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, So then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. Usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue balls and he doesn't want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. Thus the name from being classy enough to not make a cummy mess at a girls house.
Carl- Damn dude, Rebecca was being a prude bitch last night and wouldn't give me even a handjob. So I was stuck with blue balls and a major chubbs, so I went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but I forgot mop up material so I had to beat it into my boxers. Then I just did the classy gentleman's handkerchief until I was able to get out of there.
Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,
Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,
by The Bro13 August 14, 2009
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Heather: We went out three times and he was always a complete gentleman.
Jennifer: Oh, that's too bad.
Heather: Yeah, no sparks at all.
Jennifer: Oh, that's too bad.
Heather: Yeah, no sparks at all.
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After I went up on the handlebars of my mate's bike, I felt like a right gentleman.
After I went up on the handlebars of my mate's bike, I felt like a right gentleman.
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When the ultrasound showed how big the baby was growing, I told the doctor I was going to need a gentleman's stitch after it was all over.
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