GlassJAw

band the redifined music

glassjaw does not lick elton john's ass

by Carl Tice November 4, 2003

Through the Joking Glass

When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.

Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor

by Reverend Pope March 13, 2010

Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash

1. The Tragic glaswegian zeppelin crash of 1956 where hundreds of people died horrifically

2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean

1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident, may they be remembered forever in the Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"

2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"

Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

Tall Cool Glass of Water

A refreshingly desirable woman. A woman so hot she is like drinking a tall glass full of ice cold water on a hot summer day! Nothing else is so satisfying to look at.

Ah, now she's a tall cool glass of water!

by Willie333 April 2, 2008

glass on glass

A type of connection on a water pipe, or bong, that does not use anything to make a seal around it (ie rubber gromets, o-rings, tape, glue) but instead its a taperd hole, with a tapered stem. the connection occures in two spots, on the stem connnecting it to the pipe, and one from the stem to the bowl.

"O sweet that Bong has glass on glass!"

by Sko56 May 10, 2006

GlassJAw

a kickass band who i fell in love w/ from the moment i heard em.

glassjaw truly makes anyone want to die of happiness in concert.

by mmmuuusssaaaccc kid July 30, 2003

glassectomy

A medical procedure in which a small window is inserted into the lower abdomen, enabling a person suffering from chronic wordcranial rectal inversion/word to see.

Joey has his head so far up his ass he can't tell day from night. He should really be admitted for an emergency glassectomy.

by S. Baker July 19, 2003