Fucktard

One who displays attributes and/or behavior expected from the mentally ill, though known to be healthy in all regards. Usually assigned an HVT covername so simple references to them remain reasonably secure.

Alt. spelling: Phaktard (so as not to offend the ignorant yet easily offended)

Telling people on fire they should drink more water. (absent of sarcasm)

Asking if they have time for a shower when told they're needed immediately.

Sentence: That fucktard HVT Harry started this TPS coversheet business!

by Four Horsemen July 8, 2006

fucktard

a fucking retard, morethen a retard but not quite a shittard!!!

when ur dumbass friend decides she wants to drink under age, thats a fucktard move.

by gossiplove429 April 13, 2008

fucktard

A very fucked up, retarded, person

That fucktard made a meth lab in the middle of the Starbucks bathroom.

by zachal May 19, 2015

fucktard

Someone that isn't quite as intelligent as other people. They often spend lots of time thinking of ways to join two words, so that they can impress their equals.

Dave just called Tim a Fucktard. What an absolute Fucktard!

by Inquisitivebastard9 May 6, 2016

Fucktard

The 45th President of the United States.

No, I don't wish to perform at that fucktards inauguration. Lol

by Skinny Ryan January 11, 2017

Fucktard

Fucktard - Noun
1. An person who is completely devoid of intelligence.

Do not eat the toilet paper you fucktard!

by 3rd Degree Burns September 10, 2011

Fucktard

Male version of Cocktart.
Term of endearment that a girl uses for her boyfriend, husband, etc.

I love you, too, Fucktard!

by Jeff Anderson December 28, 2005