Freezer Tetris

A game in which a person sitting in a freezer is timed to see how long he or she can play Tetris before they either a) Die in-game b) Get too cold and get out, or c) pass out, freeze, or are otherwise rendered unable to play.

A large hatch-open freezer is usually emptied out to play and is left open in order to see the gameboy screen on older gameboys, but also to make sure the contestant isn't cheating and to prevent accidents.

Want to go play some Freezer Tetris? I hear Patrick once lasted in there for 45 minutes.

by Mick S. July 23, 2007

freezer burn

a band formed by drummer John Wetzel and bassist Doug Pennington. the band consists of singers katie Wax and katie Shiller. guitarists Trevor Felhaber Chris Tabbart. the band was formed on 1/23/09 in oak harbor ohio. the band has many influences from nirvana to guns and roses

i love that band freezer burn.

by freezer burn January 26, 2009

anit-freeze

Another word for Dr. Pepper. Which ironically has some of the same ingredients as real antifreeze.

When you go to the store pick me up some anit-freeze.

by StingyZ July 22, 2006

we neva freeze

We neva freeze

We neva freeze

by Thatguyinyourshed. January 16, 2018

freeze your ass off

When a question so incredibly stupid is asked, and avoidance is the best way forward.

"What game mode shall we play?"
"Freeze your ass off"

by NorthKoreanPornstar June 15, 2016

Peon Freeze

When you come to your mundane 9-5 job and realize you are just incapable of doing anything work related. This could last from several minutes to several months.

Employee 73629: Man i'm so behind on this project, total peon freeze all day
Employee 83772: Tell me about it I've had grunt block all week
Employee 73845: Yeah, a total code monkey stall, just a giant cube fuck
Manager 82764: Damn it Bill, all my subordinates had a giant case of peon freeze this week so we are not going to meet that deadline

by Major Balls November 28, 2010

Deep Freezer

When they stick a lot of "meat" or dick in him/her

She's such a deep freezer Carol.
She let 6 people hit it last night

by Tanooki_123 July 11, 2016