Freelapse

When you’re in recovery and someone hands you something that gives you an unexpected buzz. It was unbeknownst to you so it’s not a relapse

Damn I got lightheaded off that vape, what’s in that? That’s a freelapse right there.

by Millduds March 8, 2026

Forealness

when someone is telling the truth about something awesome. ( for real + awesomeness)

that cookie tasted so good forealness!

by kameronbankz May 23, 2025

freeloader

a person who takes advantage of others' generosity without giving anything in return.

Flappix asks his team who the freeloader is, though he himself is the one

by freakyman956 August 30, 2025

Pig foreplay

Sticking a pigs moms bacon inside the Childs ass

I heard farmer brown gave charlottes little pig buddy a pig foreplay sesch
Tots!

by Jayz angus June 28, 2011

Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014

Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014

Tropical Foreplay

When you're fooling around in a climate that's too hot for close physical contact, so you and your partner each lie on your backs and diddle each other with your hands.

"Wanna fuck around?"
"It's too hot!"
"How about a little tropical foreplay?"
"Let's do it."

by Dang04 October 5, 2015