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forced my lute

An old-timey obscure saying found in a letter about distilling coal.
No-one knows for sure its meaning, current theories suggest meaning something similar to "forced my hand."
Forced my lute, or broke my glasses (as used in the letter)
by bowlofsoup August 17, 2023
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Swedens longest word
this (nordvästersjökustartilleri-flygspaningssimulatoranläggningsmaterielunderhållsuppföljningssystemdiskussionsinläggs-förberedelsearbete) is Sweden,s longest word
by August WW October 3, 2022
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Forced Diversity

EVERY movie, tv show, or game that dares to feature any major or even supporting character that is dark-skinned, female, lesbian or gay immediately triggers the internet man-babies into foam-at-the-mouth butt-hurt ravings about how they are being oppressed by being forced to look at someone who isn't just like them. Their viewing or gaming experience is just ruined by all this "SJW woke leftist agenda brainwashing" to force them to acknowledge others.

Is there a movie, game or show with a strong woman as protagonist? Feminist propaganda!! Where a white man does something bad or is just a shitty person in general? Misandry!! Is a black person playing a hero? Oh please, Hollywood, I'm on to your game!! Like black people exist! Is a woman character skilled in martial arts or any other type of hand-to-hand combat who maybe even kicks a man's ass once or twice? THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN women are far too fragile to beat up any man!! They can bitch and moan for days on end about this shit, because just like everything else that exists in this world, they think the film industry belongs to them and any other group has no right to it. Apparently only white males should act in movies or shows and they are going to shit themselves in rage every time they watch anything until Hollywood gives in to their demands and stops "forcing" them to acknowledge or accept diversity! They're mentally ill man-babies and should be ignored forever. Too bad they never shut up.
Forced Diversity - A term used by whiny bitch men to express their outrage at other people living on their planet.

Man-baby - "So the trailer for the Game of Thrones spinoff dropped yesterday. I was looking forward to the show but then I noticed there's a black Targaryen in it and now I know it's gonna suck ass. I'll just never be able to enjoy the story now. Stop putting black people in my shows, Hollywood!"
by LauRenFree March 20, 2022
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forced love

When a married couple have sexual interaction against the others will.
Dave.. I give our lass some forced love lastnight...

"Dave" isn't that rape mate? Nah where married...
by mech84 May 24, 2016
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"Forbidden" love

To be forbidden from someone.

No not just someone, your one true love.

you cant have them.
you cant want them.
you just cant!

Because its forbidden to fuck a goat!
But you live in a 3rd world country so who cares.
Muhammad : Hey Ahmed, I think I'm in love.
Ahmed: that's great! Who's the lucky girl?
Muhamed: Betsy, I love her Ahmed!
Ahmed: That's my goat you bastard! It is forbidden!
Muhamed: Yes ahmed "forbidden" love!
by Dirty_dawg69 October 27, 2017
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The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge

Pronunciation fer-bid-n, fawr-
froot nol-ij

Most abruptly put, Marijuana. But this is the most dankest shit known to man, the F-F-O-K has only been grown by one man. This gent of sorts rolled with his G's about 2,000 years ago. Jesus, is the only man known to have known the proper growing patterns of this Sick Nasty Cannabis Herb and the secret went with his passing.
-Dude.

-Yea, man?

-Remember when jarred said he smoked the ffok?

-what the fuck is that shit?

-oh it's fuckin the dankest mutha fuckin shit known to man!

-the what?

-fuckin The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge, SALT-PEPPAH-KETCHUP BYYYITCH!
by Mtaylor1057 March 27, 2009
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the forbidden picnic

a sexual act pioneered by Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter in which two men hold a third partner betwixt the two, suspended from their erect penises, and begin to cartwheel simultaneously in the same direction.
Hey man, did you see that picture of Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter giving Max Weinberg The Forbidden Picnic?
by sconniestyle September 8, 2011
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