jimmy floater

When one deficates in another's toilet but not flushing it, leaving it for them to handle

God damnit! Robby left me a jimmy floater in my toilet!

by Mudda fucka September 17, 2013

Scrotum-floatem

A bar game whereby contestants rub Ice Cubes on their genitalia (usually ball sack, sex permitting) then tries to throw it in such a manor as it lands in the glass of another. Points are awarded (accumulatively) for:

1. The act of throwing the cube itself (1 point);

2. A successful delivery (2 points);

2. A successful delivery into the intended recipient's glass (2 points);

3. The recipient not noticing (3 points);

4. The person drinking, post act (5 points).

"I was just splashed by something landing in my glass!"
"Don't drink it bro, there's probably a game of Scrotum-floatem going on. Quick, take your pants off and rub this Ice Cube on yourself."

by Krayon December 15, 2013

scrot float

To dip one's scrotum into another person's beverage.

I'm totally gonna scrot float that douche bag's beer.

by Trashley77 June 24, 2014

Flip-Flop Shuffle

That weird stumble you make when you are walking with flip flops and the toe part of the footwear bends into the sole,because of how your feet were too close to the ground. Hence, the term is used.

Friend1: Dude are you okay, are you having a seizure?!

Friend2: Calm down damn it, I almost had a Flip-Flop Shuffle when we were walking down this bumpy-ass sidewalk.

by Kermit the Dawg May 1, 2015

tool floater

An insurance term for inland marine coverage also commonly used by those in the insurance industry as an insult. A tool is an individual that tries too hard to impress - a floater is a turd that refuses to be flushed.

(Insert name here) is such a tool floater.

by _FeNiX_ January 12, 2017

Drop Flop

when you shit your pants and have no time to go to the bathroom, while walking you drop your pants half way and flop the turd out without breaking stride.

Hung Lu was late to school and shit his pants so he did a quick drop flop to make it to class on time.

by Nicky Freeze420 September 13, 2017

Tonsil Flop

When your tonsils are so large they flop onto your tongue when you sneeze. Usually occurs in overweight people.

Did you see that? Big Paul sneezed so hard he almost choked from a tonsil flop.

by TBone512 September 26, 2017