frenching

1. Making out using tongue. Quite pleasurable.
2. The act of getting your nails french manicured.

1. His little sister walked in while we were frenching, so we had to bribe her with chocolate.
2. I totally got my nails frenched, how hot are they?

by Mariam February 11, 2005

Jessica Fletcher Syndrome

Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.

From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.

I think he killed them all.
Nah, he just suffers from Jessica Fletcher Syndrome.

by Puppy Zwolle April 19, 2011

frenchie

lean mean sexy machine with a tan. hottest guy alive

shit i want frenchie

by ugh January 9, 2004

Frenchie

Some people may think the french are poontangs, but those people are general booze-babies and or crackbabies. In reality the french are sexy suave and chill. They do bathe regualarly and despite common belief french women do shave their armpits. In fact in my experience, french chicas are way more banging than fat Mcdonalds loving American girls. french inteligence has often been misidentified as cowardice. Redknecks and hardcore Americans alike, in general do not like the french. This is because they are jelous of the French culture, high literacy rate, sexiness, cool sunglass, superior sense style,sense of national identity, and above all superior nation. The french know how to drink and can hold their liquor; at a party an American often winds up on the floor in a pool of vomit, or humping a passed out fat chika wereing a tiedye t-shirt. A frenchie on the other hand will wind up semi-drunk with "beaucoups belles nouvelles petites amies." Also, contrary to common belief, the french are not communists.

I am a frenchy, and can therefore read. Also, while you can taste the difference between a Coors Light and a Bud light, i can tell the difference between a Burgundy and a Merlot. you where plastic oakley's, I where turtle shell Persol sunglasses.

by T.O. February 18, 2005

French Whistle

Putting your Entire mouth around a drink, cup, beer,bottle etc, and drinking the contents without using your hands. Ensuring quickest root to stomach..

Jeez, Eddie has been hitting the French whistle all night..

Is that guy really gonna french whistle that!

by mrtransparkingtonpoofkingtonsm November 27, 2011

French uppercut

A knee delivered to an opponent's groin. Phrase typically mentioned in football.

After the fumble, you see all the big linemen pile onto the ball. That's a nasty place to be, guaranteed you'll catch a couple elbows, or a French uppercut.

by Madman Shaemus August 20, 2013

French teachers

most French teachers play funny or cool French songs but some make you study hard and then you start to die inside

French teachers

by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020