Felch

1. Mixture between faeces and cum (and anal jism) usually found after anal sex. To felch, eating this substance after anal sex (gay).
2. Annoying biology freak from America

Felch has a small willy.

by Tipper September 18, 2004

Felch Around

A man how perfoms a reach around with another man, and the dives in with a mcdonalds straw and extracts his engine lubricunt and ingest's it via an oral means.

Mike gave Richard a felch around, with exquisit results i.e he loved the cock!!

by Rimmy the 3rd July 26, 2003

felch

1. All the shit above

2. The name you give to that random black dude that thinks he can hang with your crew just cuz he's black. Felch is usually a half-black dude, most likely French and Black. He will undoubtedly be closet-status gay.

Felch aka (insert name): Hey Jamal, Dre! Whaddup my niggas! We gon' smoke five blunts tonight, right guys?

Jamal/ and or Dre: Shut up Felch.

Felch: You guys is wack. I'm goin home, squares.

Dre: good.

by The Tomster October 2, 2005

fleckmensrol

sexy french shehe who likes a good bit of the bum

oh i do love the bum and yours could i have a bit of fleckmensrol

by nagem1111 March 30, 2009

Fleckle

When u fart & it splatters on someone's face making what looks like freckles out of your butt pudding.

Giiiiirrrrllll....we were about to hump like someone who's humping when that loser farted & gave me 17 fleckles!

by MmfP223 March 8, 2019

shit-fleck

1. Verb. To use one's fingers to flick tiny pieces of poo onto a hard surface, such as a wall, a bathroom mirror, or all over someone's house.

Cleetus: Dang dogg, I went crazy last night and shit-flecked Jim's entire living room!

by Chuck Breitel January 2, 2009

zombie felching

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

by Trobert651 November 21, 2014