Kiddy Fiddler

A certain individual who touches children in inappropriate ways. should scream at kiddy fiddlers.

That Carl donny, bit of a kiddy fiddler

by TopDonny February 12, 2020

Playing The Clam Fiddle

Female masturbation.

Joey - Sarah are you playing the clam fiddle in there!?

Sarah - NO!

by Aviel_Nick May 7, 2010

fiddle sticks

fiddle sticks are long, slender wooden (usually) sticks that are used to accompany a violinist or fiddler. The fiddle sticks player stands to the right of the fiddler and taps the sticks on the fiddler's strings, much as in the style of a hammered dulcimer.

"Get away from me with those damned fiddle sticks, you nut. I'm trying to play Bach's Chaccone!"

by Robert M. English October 2, 2008

Orlando Fish Finder

When a man will only fuck the dirtiest, smelliest, rottenest, wretched pussy that you know or will ever know, and anybody else that you know will know. He can no longer get with a nice pussy because that no longer satisfies him. This pussy is usually found in the worst of living conditions.

Jerry found himself in the most decrepit part of town once again. He strolled the back alleys and the dirtiest bars looking for that one special smell he knew he had to have. His friends knew it before he did and he didn't want to admit it, he was changed forever. Jerry is now an Orlando Fish Finder.

by Drpun May 18, 2009

Fingle-Jank

(Fingle-Jank) Verb: To fingle-jank means to do something stupid or unacceptable.

(Fingle-Janked) Past tense, meaning something happened that shouldn't have happened.

"Hey quit fingle jankin and call me back."

"She messed around and fingle-janked her Ex old lady."

"This Movie was Fingle-janked! I want my money back!"

"I'd like to fingle-jank her later."

by Jawatech June 5, 2009

fiddlesticker

one who talks nonsense.

I cannot believe you. You are a fiddlesticker.

by uttam maharjan September 25, 2011

Fiddle bum

Term used to describe a person who always has his/her fingers in the anus. The person may do it for the simple pleasure of 'getting' that itch or because they are exactly just that - fiddle bums. Some also like to sniff their fingers after getting in *deep*
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass

Jammie: Hey Jack, what the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail

by twiddlybabe November 5, 2011