cradle of filth

Cradle is the best! they will show all you pretenders out their what black metal is really about

It's a like Marilyn Manson times ten

by Jay July 25, 2003

Felcherpillar

A person who is a downright felcher.

Aaron: I felched that guy good!
Me: Dude you are one sick felcherpillar!

by Lewis Williams July 26, 2008

FILTH

FILTH - acronym: Father I'd Like To Hump; similar to MILF or for the geriphilos, GILF. Also FILTHY - an interjection and direct-address form of FILTH.

Bambina to Sexy Elder: "YO! FILTHY!"
Translation: "YO! Father, I'd Like To Hump You."

by begabung22 September 22, 2005

felchcraft

inserting a gerbil in the anus with a tube, using a light to lure then inside the anus.
invented in Germany for homosexual men.

"dude last night I did the felchcraft for the first time."

by ceezR19 March 6, 2009

French Felcher

the french variation of the felcher is defined simply by the use of a "squiggly" straw.

That dirty french felcher stole all the damn squiggly straws!!

by SpigotOnHOT April 12, 2009

happy smiley filthies

the essence of all things wrong wet and sticky,Often spawned from the anus of people.....your people

happy smiley filthies....i like them you like them we like them ok!

by shotstains January 2, 2011

cradle of filth

The act of letting all deposits made into the toilet accumulate due to lack of money to pay utilitly bills. Can be for one day or more. Most cradle of filths last for one week before desposed of.

To save money on the utility bills, they have a cradle of filth for a week every month.

by GO__IRISH May 27, 2011