Mud farmer 

A Mud farmer is a person who rides there tractor thru the mud for entertainment

Look at that mud farmer driving his craftsman mower thru the mud hole.

Mud farmer by Mud farmer October 24, 2020

Potato Farmer

When a male ejaculates into his bellybutton, and allows it to dry. Once fully dry they proceed to remove it with clumps of hair, making it look like freshly up rooted potatoes.

Tom: Hey did you hear that jimmy has 3 potatoes in the works?
Sam: Damn he is a real Potato Farmer!

Potato Farmer by CyferGreen November 7, 2021

Brown star farmer

Someone who picks the chunks off their ass

Man: Your brown star has many clingons
woman: what?
Man: you better call the brown star farmer

Brown star farmer by Phatbeats May 31, 2009

Home Grown Meme Farmer 

A Home Grown Meme Farmer is when a individual makes any memes, and s/he carefully makes sure that the memes are well done. S/he later takes the memes and takes second looks at them to see if any errors are there, and if not.... The Home Grown Meme Farmer would pack and ship his/her memes and starts a new fresh baked batch...........

Jack: You know Ryan? That kid who sits at the computer?

Lada: Yeah..... He's a Home Grown Meme Farmer, makes batches for everyone.......

Home Grown Meme Farmer by The Home Grown Meme Farmer February 2, 2017

Potato Farmer

A man who farms potato.
A boy who resembles a potato.
A man who would rather talk to potatos than go on proper dates.
A man who lives with potatoes.

That potato farmer totally spent last night at home instead of on the date I asked him to.

Potato Farmer by BeezyFinestBeezy August 3, 2006

up hill farmer 

A man taking an other man up the arse.
(ploughing up the dirt track)

"he's a bit of an up hill farmer"

up hill farmer by D.May December 11, 2003

bumhole farmer

One who ploughs the mud before sowing his seed.

Upon entering the establishment, i was shocked to notice zips on the rear of many of their trousers. The men were smiling, and their beverages were multicoloured and had cocktail umbrellas in. It was then i realised that perhaps i was surrounded by Bumhole Farmers.

bumhole farmer by bellend chewer January 12, 2005