Surprise Fapping

when you masturbate in front of a door that will eventually be opened

Tim completely surprised me when I opened the door and he was fapping. He was surprise fapping.

by sirderpalot July 3, 2012

Fape

To fape is to "rape" someones facebook account or status if they have left their account logged in while not being there.

Johnny's status update "I love sweaty hairy woman vag"

Johnny " aww dude, I just got faped"

Facebook

by Durbzzz May 6, 2010

fapplicated

When your friends send you applications non-stop, you've been fapplicated.

Bob keeps fapplicated me and it's so fucking annoying!

by beyoutiful1 December 13, 2007

fappOr

someone who believes malpractice makes perfect.

Oh great, another fuggin' fappOr.

by Quietus November 10, 2003

fapple

The definition of faping into a Snapple .

eg: 1: Yo bro i just fappled my GF drink
2: no way dude thats awesome

by Boobs taste nice July 14, 2016

Fappachino

A sexual act in which a hand job is performed on or by a person of Chinese descent.

I got a fappachino from Ming Lee down at the massage parlor.

by Raviah February 12, 2012

Fappet

The last state of ejaculate when the ejaculate has become frothy and light vigorous masturbation has been had and you're running on empty.

"Dude!" "I fapped so much last night, that by the time I was done I was shooting FAPPET!"

by haze19 November 11, 2009