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False Stop

The act of coming to a complete stop at a red light only for it to instantly turn green, making your stop unnecessary and subsequently annoying.
Man I can't believe I stopped at that red light, and it totally turned green right away. I hate when I make a false stop!
by ilikedietcoke October 9, 2010
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Fagsterpiece

Anything that is deemed a "masterpiece" by fags. Could include, but is not limited to: a song, movie, food, artwock, etc.
Justin: Dude, Kyle, you want to watch V for Vendetta?
Kyle: Nah dude, that's such a fagsterpiece.
by Lt.Robert July 12, 2011
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False Lie

When you tell a lie but it turns out to be true.
Bill didn’t watch the Broncos game on Sunday. He asked his coworker Ron if he knew who won. Ron also didn’t watch the game but confidently stated that the Broncos won by 11. Bill was ecstatic! And decided to look up the game stats. The score stated Broncos won 21-10. Ron was correct even though he was lying. Ron told a false lie.
by Koshinku September 15, 2020
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false whorenow

A girl who by looks or attitude appears to be a whorenow but is not. Almost all dispositions are shared with the whorenow, except that instead of being uppity and bitchy, the false whorenow is hyperactive and superfriendly.

It is not unusual for false whorenows to be interested in or even obsessed with religion.

May or may not be a slutfor.

-see whorenow
-see slutfor
Susan may be nice, but she's still materialistic and ditzy. What a false whorenow...
by Roadcone February 1, 2006
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False Blackism

The act of a white person attempting to portray himself/herself as a black person.
"Bobby sure does like wearing his pants down to his knees."

"Yeah! Someone should nab him for false blackism!"
by Varstix April 1, 2008
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False Vibration

False Vibration is what happens when you are waiting for a text or call and your cell phone is in your pocket. You think you feel your cell phone vibrate and you pull it out but it was just a false vibration. False vibrations usually result in great disappointment.
*Shopping at the mall with a friend*
You: Oh I think I just got a text message! Oh never mind it was just a false vibration.

Your phone is on vibrate and in your pocket. Suddenly you feel it vibrate and you get excited. You pull out your phone but unfortunately it was just a false vibration.
by ALF613 May 3, 2010
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falsb

Did you see that FALSB over there?!
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