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funkamentalist

A member of a culture defined by a devotion to unearthing the secrets of music's origins,a worship of musical compositions as well as an active observation of the rhythms of the universe.
"This man has lost his rhythm! Someone call a funkamentalist immediately!" or: After years practicing religious funkamentalist meditation in a high altitude himalayan cave, Lars claimed he heard an echo of the Creator's voice: "One, Two, One two three four..."
by Henry June 11, 2006
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funkalatory

A funky regulatory measure which is spewed out on an regular basis by the current government or a parent or mindless pukes
Mom said no drinking after 7:00pm. That is so funkalatory!!!
by AJ World September 6, 2008
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Funkalious

An expression for something that is unbelievable cool!
That is so funkalious that you got a faux-hawk!
by heraldmaeowyn July 19, 2006
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fuckaclysm

When everything thing can go wrong with such irony that everyone else will laugh at you. It is the most distraught thing that could happen.
Dude I was allowed to run forwards in a running backwards race and still lost. Yeah that was one great fuckaclysm for the recrod.
by fumanchu182 October 10, 2010
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Fuckable

Someone you would have sex with but could be on the low or high end of that scale, generally not in the middle. Context clues cue listener into where they fall within that.

1. Minimally fuckable- the low end of the fuckability scale-cues would be "eh" "meh" "I guess" or "fuckable but not dateable"

2. Overwhelmingly fuckable-Guys either have a raging boner or girls have a puddle in their underwear. Cues would be "totally fuckable" "definitely fuckable" and other indications of enthusiasm.
1. What do you think of that guy? Barely fuckable.

2. What do you think of him? Oh, wow.... now HE is deffffffffffffinitely fuckable!
by vanilladazzle November 23, 2013
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Fuckabulary

When one's vocabulary is riddled with swear words.
"Man Jake's always swearing, it's like every other word is a swear word!"
"I know, he has quite the fuckabulary."
by LittleMissKate December 1, 2013
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Kucka Fucka

The act of anal sex usually referring to a gay man
by BN Funny September 16, 2009
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