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Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.
Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker
by Alexandevo June 29, 2018
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flesh turtle

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.
It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.
by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018
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Flesh Wrench

Describing one's own penis as a tool or wrench to be used in a twisting or jerking motion.
(Nenad)- I need a wrench to take this apart
(Steve)- I got a flesh wrench right here ya bitch (while grabbing crotch)
by Americaon123 August 30, 2018
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Cactus Flesh

A nickname for a boyo often found wearing a green sweater. The sweater will be nicknamed cactus and since the boyo wears cactus all the time he now becomes a cactus flesh.
Manuel the cute little cactus flesh.
by TinyBee September 4, 2018
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flesh dart

A Penis or Dick....
I would love to use my flesh dart in her stink target !
by Stein June 10, 2018
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Flesh Velcro

When a woman uses a baby as a means to attach herself to a man

Also,
When a person attaches themselves to someone for their own professional or personal benefit.
That baby is a BABY not Flesh Velcro !
by The Norx June 11, 2018
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Flesh Socket

Any orifice or open cavity that leads entrance or serves as an exit to the human body.
If you don't want it in your mouth, shut up, and stick it in another flesh socket.
by AfterSectsCigarette November 26, 2019
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