by nikab00 January 08, 2014
A fat dan is someone that considers eating to be a hobby not a necessity, typically favouring fast food outlets such as krispy kreme. A fat dan does not actually have to be fat, they just have to be someone that looks like they should be fat and have a seemingly endless appetite.
The term can be applied to anyone and they do not have to actually be called dan, although it is usually considered more amusing if they are.
The term can be applied to anyone and they do not have to actually be called dan, although it is usually considered more amusing if they are.
If someone orders doughnuts to be delivered to a pub it would be acceptable to refer to them as a 'fat dan'.
by neiliowff January 23, 2010
A fat, usually feminist and vegetarian lesbian who weighs 25 stone on average and always bitches at men who eat meat
Man: Mmm... Nice steak
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke
by Flash Howell (Louis) September 12, 2013
One who enjoys eating in copious amounts. Said phrase does not usually mean one is actually fat, or indeed a shit.
by The Fattest Shit June 25, 2006
Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
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