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cuban election

An election where there is only one candidate.
Nicolae Ceaușescu won the Romanian Election in 1966 in a Cuban Election.
by Computermichael September 14, 2013
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Banana ejection

I would have ejected my banana, but her pussy looked so good. So banana ejection did not occur
by DaisyChainMayhem June 2, 2017
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immaculate ejection

An extremely rare occurrence when a foul, filthy, and consciously sloppy bowel movement leaves no residue on the toilet paper.
Dude 1: "What a beautiful start to my day! I thought last night's spicy enchilada's would have ruined my last roll of t.p.. But when I went to swipe, it was cleaner than fresh linen."

Dude 2: "You've experienced the immaculate ejection. God had bigger things in store for you than a dirty bum."
by WhoDaThought? April 21, 2021
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erection

1)the rapid outward movement of the penis with the cause being sexual activity, thinking about sexual activity, or seeing a hot girl

2) Word used is Boner
3)Only funny word used in Anchorman
4) Also: will not go away by bending it in (i no from experience)
5) Tip: Never try to get them in school, u will be made fun of!!!
Mr. Burgundy u have a massive erection
She's so hot shes givin me a Boner

Female 1: What the hell is stickin out if ur pants
Female 2: Nothing.. (looks around,tries to bend it in)
Female 2, YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!!!
by rob August 2, 2004
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erectional discharge

the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.
Erectional discharge is a very beautiful thing
by Allister December 6, 2007
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wake-up erection

erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.
He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.
by uttam maharjan June 22, 2010
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erectionrific

Something that equals an instant erection.
"OH MY GOD, these hamburgers are ERECTIONRIFIC!"
by PeNeTrAtOrO July 3, 2005
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