A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.
Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)
Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)
Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!
Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...
Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...
Drunkard 2: As is his ego...
Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...
Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...
Drunkard 2: As is his ego...
by Erisia March 01, 2011
Cumming in a British women
by a deaf guy March 03, 2022
When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.
by Butterball Sully April 07, 2024
When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.
by Charles Nutworth lll May 02, 2023
That douche deserves to become a New England Hacky Sack.
by Slim Pickensboi March 06, 2009
The team which competes with Australia for a small beer pong glass. Their performances are as unpredictable as their weather.
If you can't understand their accent, how can you even imagine of understanding England Legends' swing bowling
by cricket admirer November 26, 2021
When someone pisses you off, you stand over them menacingly, take out your balls, and then put them on the back of their neck.
by ButtBangerCity69 June 21, 2021