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earllusion

When being in a state of abnormal conciseness, one thinks that one hears noise when in fact, no noise is being made.
Ex 1:
Part of speech- Noun.

Dude: Man the other day I had the craziest earllusion.

Friend: Ah man those are sick!

Ex 2:
Part of speech- Verb

Girl: Like, You know what I mean?
Guy: What? Sorry, I was just earllusioning so bad!
by 1821525 February 23, 2011
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Earlobelessness

The state of missing, not having, or lacking any defined soft tissue where your earlobe is supposed to be; the inability to be cool due to the tragic birth defect of missing an earlobe.
Hey Yohann, would you ever consider going out with Michael?" "No Sean, I would rather not torture myself by having to see that pathetic excuse for a human's "earlobelessness" every day. Plus I know he would ask me to suck his face and i'm not into that sort of stuff."
by XXDarkMageSlayer11XX June 30, 2011
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Early Wash

The action of dipping your hand in the toilet water as you wipe your ass.
Dude I just got an Early Wash accidentally.
by Babiigirlhere July 9, 2011
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Earley Horse

An intense cramp suffered by Earl Pickles when he has not stretched himself. Earley Horses commonly occur in the legs but can appear anywhere on the body. The only known cure is intense stretches. They are hard to treat and only Earl knows how. If you feel a cramp coming on with an intense force, chances are you got yourself and Earley Horse. Watch out! It will kick you!
Earl: Oh no, I should have warmed up big time. I've got a terrible Earley Horse! (groaning) Owww.

Clyde: An Earley Horse? I know how you get those. Somebody didn't stretch!

Earl: Yeah, I forgot to. I was so busy with a bunch of other stuff that I just clean forgot. Now I'm paying for it.

Opal: You poor thing. Earley Horses really hurt, don't they?

Earl: Yes. But I bet I could still stretch it. (he stretches himself) Wow! That felt good. But its still cramping some.

Opal: Here, use my honey lotion. How about if I massage your leg with this? That would get the cramp out. (she starts massaging him) Easy now, let it work.

Clyde: How about we go for a walk, just you and me? But remember the warm up stretches! You don't want another Earley Horse.

Earl: They don't come on by force, but I sure love my Earley Horse!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 19, 2011
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earlungess

When you see a fine ass motherfucker and your ears start tingling
Damn that man be fine, he be giving me earlungess
by Earlungess March 9, 2015
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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.
John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?
by meckox November 20, 2016
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earlygrab

Grabbing your skateboard by the nose, rail, or tail in preparation to do an aerial while still riding across the flats.
"That kookjust did another earlygrab in the kiddie bowl."
by ankowai April 20, 2017
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