earl john

-currently dating phoenix freya
-an introverted person

-has cats
-has an attractive voice and is handsome af

: have you seen earl john last week?
: yeah he looks so cute!

by freya nix June 7, 2021

C.Earl Timlin

The illest dude ever. Coaches Basketball at Choate. Other possible names: Earl The Pearl

Hey J-Mac, wheres Earl?
He's just finishing up talkin to the other coach he'll be down in a sec

by CRH April 6, 2005

angry earl

When somebody usually called Alex headlocks somebody during a friendly gootball match and ends their anal pipe with his African Totem Pole.

Wow, during St Heliers match on Sunday, Ben was given an 'Angry Earl'.

by youngdefiner December 10, 2016

The Flying Earle

The act of smoking marijuana then getting into a sun-baked vehicle with a female and turning on your seat warmers (if applicable). Once you have accomplished the prior tasks, you then ask said female to perform fellatio and continue to drive with your windows up. The combination causes intense grundle sweat that, combined with the hair and fecal matter from your anus, can produce something something called "The Flying Earle" which immediately strikes your victim in the face with one single flap of the cheeks (fart).

"Tyler's mom came over to the house the other day asking for sugar. I took her to the grocery store, but hit her with The Flying Earle on the way there."

"My favorite thing to do when I'm baked is go for a nice ride with my girl and blast her with The Flying Earle."

by dookiesex August 19, 2013

Earl Flynn

A dance started in Detroit, Michigan.

"Turn up the Dilla track so I can Earl Flynn to it"

by Craig son! August 3, 2007

Steve Earle

A true artist in the realm of music. Steve Earle is difficult to define, is he rock, country, folk, contemporary, political, or even bluegrass? He's famous for the country hits Copperhead Road, and Guitar town, but he's put Nirvana's Breed on an album, he's done a record with the Del McCoury band, made controversy by making songs like John Walker's Blues, and even toured solo acoustic a time or two. Check out his website and his music.

Steve, you may be a democrat, but we still love you.

by nikthenyetminder January 15, 2005

Earl

The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.

"Have you seen Earl and his girlfriend? Damn she is the luckiest girl in the world."

by wintersolstice March 29, 2009