Going face-first into the ground.
I was speeding down the highway at 70 mph and someone dove in front of me. I nearly got knocked off my bike. Eating dirt would've sucked.
by AtlanticComputer August 30, 2020
Get the eating dirtmug. by eatmorerobots July 2, 2010
Get the Eating Robotsmug. by DBlockk021 August 13, 2019
Get the Eat beefmug. A person or group of people is said to eat their shit if they abandon all reason when forming a positive opinion.
Phrases using this construction are generally immediately followed by a conjunction and another clause describing the unreasonable or irrational action that is being performed by the subject.
From a logical viewpoint, people who eat their shit seem completely ridiculous. However, upon scientific inspection, it is revealed that eating one's shit is a social phenomenon closely related to, and indeed perhaps the same as, the bandwagon effect, which is well-documented in the field of psychology.
Phrases using this construction are generally immediately followed by a conjunction and another clause describing the unreasonable or irrational action that is being performed by the subject.
From a logical viewpoint, people who eat their shit seem completely ridiculous. However, upon scientific inspection, it is revealed that eating one's shit is a social phenomenon closely related to, and indeed perhaps the same as, the bandwagon effect, which is well-documented in the field of psychology.
"It's one of those fuckin' animated movies that everybody goes and sees and fuckin' eats their shit and loves."
"Everyone eats their shit and wants an iPhone."
"Those kids eat their shit and spend all their time playing Smash Brothers."
"Everyone eats their shit and wants an iPhone."
"Those kids eat their shit and spend all their time playing Smash Brothers."
by Pimp Triscuit December 14, 2009
Get the eat their shitmug. by werrt November 13, 2013
Get the eat the kambamug. When mukbangers/asmr people starve themselves so that they could eat a big amount of food and call that savage eating
by jellyfish0211 July 6, 2019
Get the Savage eatingmug. Eating for the sole purpose of not letting others gain access to any food.
This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.
This usually happens to outliers (Weight Wise) in the family, like a human cuckoo bird.
Dude1: "Damn, that fat ass has been eating all of the damn buffalo wings at the party"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"
Fat ass: "NO ONE ELSE DESERVES THIS FOOD" (Chomps on another 4 wings at once; diverse types of food stains dribbling down his white 4XL shirt"
Dude2: "Fucking aggressive eating, man!"
by Praker May 13, 2017
Get the Aggressive Eatingmug.