a dusty tucker

When you push your dick back against your taint and it gets stuck so you end up sharting on it

Dude I wedged my dick and balls between my legs last night but I couldn’t get them out so I gave myself a dusty tucker on accident

by Ephwan January 11, 2021

dusty peach

When a women shaves her vagina, and the hair that grows the following night.

I would totally rub your dusty peach

by SirPfc May 18, 2014

dusty jam

when old people stop in the middle of the isle at the suppermarket causing a people jam.

man1:dude what took you so long?
man2:i got stuck in a dusty jam when some old fogie couldn't decide on a soup.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Dusty Saxophone

To give a blowjob to someone who grew up in the 80s while humming the introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper by George Michael

Lisa: After 30 years of marriage I've been struggling to spice things up in the bed with Michael lately. All he wants to do is listen to old pop music and play old video games from the 80s and 90s...
Mary: I bet he would love a dusty saxophone, just make sure you hit that low F...

by deathmore March 20, 2021

Dusty spur

Going at it missionary style the man tosses flour in the woman's face, pulls out and hits her with a money shot, then yells yehaw as he thrusts his heel into her vagina.

Randy got drunk and gave his old lady the dusty spur behind the bar last night.

by Pattycakes June 12, 2018

Dusty Snowblower

When you're outside enjoying a nice, cold, winter wonderland blowjob, you're about to blow your load and she rears back and closes her eyes to receive her facial, when suddenly she receives the worst white wash of her life and you bury her in the snow (add some dirt). After this, you run back to the car/truck (or house), lock the doors, and blow your load inside (got to finish it out!).

Dude, she was not happy about receiving a Dusty Snowblower the other day, but it brought tremendous joy to my life.

by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018

dusty money

Money that you find underneath the couch cushions.

Homies and I used some dusty money to hit up fourth meal at Taco Bell after killing three grandfather roaches.

by Frostyballz July 21, 2014