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Fatkins Diet

The opposite of just about any diet. Eating whatever you want and generally relying on your metabolism to keep you fit.
"Man, I've lost 1O lbs on this new diet I started!"
"Dang dude, I've tried so many different diets, what's yours called?"
"The Fatkins Diet."
"Fatkins? What do you eat?"
"Mostly Mountain Dew and candy."
by MetaEnder November 29, 2009
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diet coke

a beverage ordered by women who are ona diet after they order SEVERAL MENU ITEMS
i will have a slice of pie and diet coke
by 69 July 23, 2003
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Diet Brooklyn

synonym for Staten Island, which is a lesser more suburban version of Brooklyn in NYC.
by Pbo August 1, 2005
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diet snap

When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':

Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!

When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':

Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!

Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.

Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
by Dr.Bob December 25, 2008
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Diet Pirate

When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.
(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...

(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!
by KungFuDangerous October 9, 2009
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Diet fart

An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell
I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction
by GGTBod August 12, 2011
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Dietlinde

"Dietlinde" is a German name for middle aged women who are great persons, lovely wives, really good friends and mothers of fantastic children.
A Dietlinde has an amazing character: she's lovely, nice, caring strong and intelligent. But she also can gets very very angry and then she shouts loudly, but she calms herself quickly and is never angry of somebody for a long time.
She works much, too much, and her workplace is far away from her home so she has to oscillate a lot.
Dietlindes are independent women, although she loves her familia much.
She likes relaxing and watching historical movies and hiking in the mountains and swimming.

Dietlindes often wish they were thiner because they think they're fat but they aren't. Same with their appearances.

If you you can name at least one Dietlinde in your circle of friends or even better in your family you should count yourself very lucky.
"I'm going through some shit right now, I really need a Dietlinde by my side!"

"My mum is so rude these days I wish she acted a bit more like a Dietlinde!"
by Ilovemyparents December 19, 2013
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