Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010

Donkey's Years

Sometimes referred to as Donkey Years or Donkey's Ears. It means a really really long time.

"I haven't seen Johnny in Donkey's Years"

"Wow it's been Donkey Years since the last time I ate pop tarts!"

by AnnaOhhhh September 14, 2009

donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.

Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!

by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007

Donkey honky

A white dude with donkey size cock.

That John Holmes had some cock for a cracker, he was a donkey honky.

by Jaysus Capote February 17, 2020

Donkey bitch

A donkey bitch is a girl that’s an extreme bitch

“ Omg Jessica, there’s Pricilla she’s such a donkey bitch “

by must-clean-roof March 25, 2020

Thunder Donkey

A fairly large lady with heavenly head game

“Yo, this chick I was with last night was an absolute thunder donkey!”

by Holy Macgroin November 1, 2020

Stall Donkey

A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.

Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.

Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"

by OxfordDefinitions August 2, 2023