A guy that lives in Tucson, AZ, drives a little red car and can't stand baggy vinyl(thus causing him to spend hundreds of dollars at the local fetsh clothing store)
by sixiLiX December 26, 2002
Get the Doctor Pantzmug. Something that is un-herd of
He usuly is riding his bike and then he was struck by a lightning and then he can read real fast and is good at scince and math. And when asked where he got the bike you must promptly say "He stole it!"
He usuly is riding his bike and then he was struck by a lightning and then he can read real fast and is good at scince and math. And when asked where he got the bike you must promptly say "He stole it!"
"Did you heir about Trevor i heir he was ridding he bike, and got struck by lightin! now he's plaing to be a Black Doctor!"
by Sok670001 October 29, 2011
Get the Black Doctormug. Jons mum:ooh i got an awful rash off that random guy
Davids mum: ooh really?
Jons mum: yeh ive got an appointment with the minge doctor
Davids mum: ooh really?
Jons mum: yeh ive got an appointment with the minge doctor
by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003
Get the minge doctormug. THE good doctor!! w00t
Popular science fiction show. UK
Tom Baker was the best doctor BTW
He uses the TARDIS on a regular basis
Popular science fiction show. UK
Tom Baker was the best doctor BTW
He uses the TARDIS on a regular basis
by djjiles February 20, 2005
Get the Doctor Whomug. A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
A FaceBook Doctor is someone who comments on everyone's status. They diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their "ailments". These people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. Especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
used in a sentence:
Joe: "Ugh, her Aunt is such a FaceBook Doctor"
Mars: "Yeah i know, yesterday she told me that i should stop my eye from hurting by putting Vaseline on it. She then told me to take St. Johns Wart for my depression... I'm not fucking depressed"
Me: "Yeah it's okay, She argued with me yesterday saying that I was wrong to tell Jackie to go to the hospital. The lady's fucking arm got ripped off and she posted the picture. I should know I am a fucking RN"
Mars: "Dude that's okay, she told me that i should just suck it up, stop my pain meds and quit complaining I have a headache... I just had a piece of my skull put in cold storage for 6 months... I'm a fucking brain surgeon too."
Jackie's Aunt: "I think we need some therapy time, you guys are acting like Manic Bipolars with schizo-effective traits. Take some Ritalin, it will calm you down"
used in a sentence:
Joe: "Ugh, her Aunt is such a FaceBook Doctor"
Mars: "Yeah i know, yesterday she told me that i should stop my eye from hurting by putting Vaseline on it. She then told me to take St. Johns Wart for my depression... I'm not fucking depressed"
Me: "Yeah it's okay, She argued with me yesterday saying that I was wrong to tell Jackie to go to the hospital. The lady's fucking arm got ripped off and she posted the picture. I should know I am a fucking RN"
Mars: "Dude that's okay, she told me that i should just suck it up, stop my pain meds and quit complaining I have a headache... I just had a piece of my skull put in cold storage for 6 months... I'm a fucking brain surgeon too."
Jackie's Aunt: "I think we need some therapy time, you guys are acting like Manic Bipolars with schizo-effective traits. Take some Ritalin, it will calm you down"
by AliceBobCarol October 17, 2013
Get the facebook doctormug. Spiderman's enemy from the amazing spiderman
Frequently incorrectly called the lizard by fuckwits
for those who want to argue its simple math 1 HES A FUCKIN DOCTOR 2 HES A FUCKIN LIZARD 1+2=DOCTOR LIZARD
Frequently incorrectly called the lizard by fuckwits
for those who want to argue its simple math 1 HES A FUCKIN DOCTOR 2 HES A FUCKIN LIZARD 1+2=DOCTOR LIZARD
mike - my fav character is the lizard
john - no your favourite character is doctor lizard you autistic fuck
john - no your favourite character is doctor lizard you autistic fuck
by DOCTORLIZARD June 16, 2009
Get the Doctor Lizardmug. A person, usually the tin foil hat or university of life type, who bases their medical opinions on minimal credibility sources on Facebook rather than listening to the advice of actual medical professionals.
They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
They are typically conspiracy theorists and do not believe in wearing masks.
by FF29 October 13, 2020
Get the Facebook Doctormug.