Detroit

A joke.

"Detroit is a joke."

by Herbi January 26, 2009

Detroit

A war-torn city, much like Baghdad. Murder Capital, the city that recorded a record number 1,274 shootings in 2004. Averages 380-420 murders a year, population declined all the way to 900,123 in the city limits. Going downhill and will soon hit rockbottom.

Stay away from Detroit unless you want your daughter raped by 5 thugs, caught in a shootout or jacked in downtown.

by UTP August 16, 2005

dintro

the generally akward dinner (or meal) where you are presented/ introduced to the new boyfriend/ girlfriend's family

girl: oh god i am so nervous
bff: why?
girl: i'm having dintro with jon's parents tonight, i hope i make a good impression

by proudcyn July 20, 2009

Detroit Mushroom

A mushroom which is indigenous to southeast Michigan.

Girl: Damn, these shrooms on this pizza are on point...where these from?

Guy: Bitch, them are Detroit Mushrooms!!!

by Chester McCallister September 18, 2009

Detroit Pussy

Used to describe some used up pussy. It's normally worn down, abandoned, neglected, and in dire need of being demolished. It was once some of the greatest pussy, but in time a lot of people lost interest. Nobody really knows what to do with it; it's a problem someone has to take care of.

Steve: "Hey Chuck, you remember Ritta right?"
Chuck: "Yea, didn't she graduate with us?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's coming to the party tonight"
Chuck: "Man, I always wanted to hit that"
Steve: "I don't know man, she got that detroit pussy"
Chuck: "Awe Fuck"

by Jeans And T-Shirt August 31, 2014

Detroit Zamboni

After performing a bowel movement, the male character proceeds to drag the remains of the fecal matter along the backside of the female , much to her dismay.

after releasing an ungodly amount of fecal matter on his girlfriend, joe realized it was now time to clean it up with the detroit zamboni

by steve & mike & andrew & leo September 27, 2007

[flaming dilrod]

When a person plugs in a curling iron until it gets scorching hot and sticks it in their pooper for sexual pleasure.

"I gotta take a shit but my ass is still burnt shut from that flaming dilrod last night."

by Turbo-man January 30, 2009