dilemma

When your Mother-in-Law is driving your brand new Mercedes off a cliff.

Nelly's dilemma was whether to leave his girlfirend for the new girl he was in love with, which has a child, or to just stay with his girlfriend.

by SirWeathers December 29, 2016

Dildy

to dild,to use an object or fingers in an act of sexual or non sexual activities

she just dildyed about an hour ago, she needs to dildy

by Matt Dingess March 3, 2007

dilly

A word used in place of another just for the heck of it.

What the dilly is wrong with you?

by Leigh Cemeron January 6, 2009

Dilly

Short slang for "dilligaf" (Does it look like I give a fuck). Usually when dilly is said, a person is even more uncaring about a situation than if they were to say dilligaf.

DILLY

by HALYYLYEE November 13, 2011

Dilly Pickled

The act of using your "D" to beat your opponent on the face while they are asleep.

Yooo! I got so cheesed at him, I Dilly Pickled him on the face several times.

by Jono86 January 3, 2014

dallying dilly

someone who is always slow starting anything. dilly-dallying

That girl sure takes a long getting ready for a date. What a dallying dilly!

by al gee March 5, 2008

chinamans dilemma

The chinaman's dilemma is wether or not it would be wise to capture and consume all of the shrimp in the world if one was able to. The dilemma is between the choice of instant and immense gratification (eating all the shrimp) or factoring in the long run and sustaining the shrimp population, resulting in eating less shrimp but for a longer time.

I have this whole pizza all to myself and I can eat it all tonight or save some for tomorrow. This is a real chinamans dilemma.

by Tomcatbernz September 12, 2013