Don't be an urban dickhead
by C. Digger April 04, 2016
by 1998 p2p October 29, 2019
by Walter502 May 22, 2021
by Belinda O'hewerdine February 12, 2018
by expressbenjamin20 March 13, 2020
The sexual act that requires a sick person to perform. You will create a 5-course meal inside a woman’s vagina.
Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.
Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake
Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina
Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.
Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake
Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina
Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
“Hey Craig from deli remember when we performed that Dickhead McGee on that spanish cougar”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”
by Danny Double DD January 24, 2021