A devil apple is an apple that has rained terror on lunch tables around the world. No one knows who created the first devil apple, but one things for certain, a devil apple is an apple that someone takes a bite out of and throws it down a lunch table. No one wants to touch it 1. Because that dude took a friggin bite out of an apple and 2. Because that apples one goal in life is to posses all the humans on earth. And it does this for one reason, so it can turn all humans into slaves of its devil apple orchards. However, dont be fooled by thinking your safe with broccoli. If the brocoli has been bitten out of once and left alone, their is almost a 99.99 percent chance it has a devil apple strain in it. This goes for all other fruits as well. But their is hope! By throwing a devil apple in a trash can you can kill its demonic spirit.
2 normal people sitting at a lunch table eating, as an apple with a bite out of it rolls their way. "OH CRUD DEVIL APPLE!" "FIND A TRASH CAN QUICK!!!!"
by Whos dat lady April 10, 2013
Get the Devil Applemug. Me and Tim found his mothers Devil's Bush last night- we're going to smoke it this Saturday down by the quarry.
by Livingroom Johnso January 19, 2017
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Get the devil greenmug. A term used for something that constitutes a word better than "cool," but not quite deserving of the word "awesome."
by Lbomb83 October 2, 2009
Get the Cooella Devillemug. by Jboooooiiiiii93 July 22, 2018
Get the Cum devilmug. by njagrl247 November 13, 2011
Get the pig devilmug. the mucus that protrudes out of one's lungs after being possessed by any number of microbes and viruses. ie sick. pertaining in particular to the mucus with color variants of the yellow, black, and green-hued variety
I am still recovering from my illness, and dodge being sick for so long.. but i slipped up and now my lungs are filled with the devils semen.
by tapeside May 9, 2018
Get the Devils semenmug.