Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.

I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016

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mass defect

When people are being stupid in a group. Collective retardation.

The teacher explained mass defect for the class by showing them a video of cheering Trump supporters.

Dr. Goldberg: Don't forget the mass defect in your equation Doctor Johnson.
Dr. Johnson: Oh, so m=13.267ev-#YOLO+#KillAllWhiteMen then?

by SimTeXa August 10, 2016

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Literary Defecation

An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.

by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017

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Bitch defect

Bitch defect is the act of giving birth to a mistake of a child, who grows up to be a little bitch.

"my child was a bitch defect. I caught him crying because he thought he locked himself in, when really the door was actually open and he was too weak to open it."

by Aiko tanakas biggest fan May 6, 2018

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Taylor Deflation

When all the blood in a man's penis instantly vanishes. In other words, when one goes from a throbbing boner to a turtle dick after experiencing a huge turn-off.
Coined in the 1999 rap song "Clemens" by Big Cletus

She made my cock soft like Taylor deflation when she sneezed on my balls down by the station.

by xXweedblazer69Xx May 8, 2018

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