by DOC-KY December 2, 2005
Get the whip the donkeymug. "I haven't seen Johnny in Donkey's Years"
"Wow it's been Donkey Years since the last time I ate pop tarts!"
"Wow it's been Donkey Years since the last time I ate pop tarts!"
by AnnaOhhhh September 14, 2009
Get the Donkey's Yearsmug. by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007
Get the donkey hipsmug. A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.
Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.
Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"
Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"
by OxfordDefinitions August 2, 2023
Get the Stall Donkeymug. "I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"
by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013
Get the Brown Donkeymug. A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
by Googleme367 January 17, 2017
Get the bearded donkeymug. Can be used in several ways ...
1) A trough donkey is a name given to a seemingly boisterous, over-weight, sweaty person (male or female) who is dancing like they are a Size 6 in a club, and just look absolutely ridiculous. It normally comes with a variety of other sentences, such as "rolling up to the trough, and click clock". These sentences help you communicate with people around you (without actually alerting the T.D) that there is a Trough Donkey nearby.
2) You can also call someone a trough donkey when they wear high heels a lot, and do so in completely unnecessary situations. E.g. Such as a being a trash collector, gardening, or driving a digger ... Yes there are people out there who do this. And in this situation, additional sentences can be used to highlight their T.D. behaviour, by saying: "click clock click clock". Once again this is to help you communicate with those around you, that there is a Trough Donkey nearby.
3) Some other abbreviated versions can be used (but are not restricted to) when you address people such as: Trough, Trough Donker Donk, T.D, or you can refer to someone who constantly displays blatant Trough Donkey behaviour as "trough donkey kong". This is highlighting to them in a subtle way, that they are the King of Trough Donkey behaviour, and this sort behaviour needs an intervention plan, such as: starting a douche payment jar immediately.
1) A trough donkey is a name given to a seemingly boisterous, over-weight, sweaty person (male or female) who is dancing like they are a Size 6 in a club, and just look absolutely ridiculous. It normally comes with a variety of other sentences, such as "rolling up to the trough, and click clock". These sentences help you communicate with people around you (without actually alerting the T.D) that there is a Trough Donkey nearby.
2) You can also call someone a trough donkey when they wear high heels a lot, and do so in completely unnecessary situations. E.g. Such as a being a trash collector, gardening, or driving a digger ... Yes there are people out there who do this. And in this situation, additional sentences can be used to highlight their T.D. behaviour, by saying: "click clock click clock". Once again this is to help you communicate with those around you, that there is a Trough Donkey nearby.
3) Some other abbreviated versions can be used (but are not restricted to) when you address people such as: Trough, Trough Donker Donk, T.D, or you can refer to someone who constantly displays blatant Trough Donkey behaviour as "trough donkey kong". This is highlighting to them in a subtle way, that they are the King of Trough Donkey behaviour, and this sort behaviour needs an intervention plan, such as: starting a douche payment jar immediately.
Def 1)
Guy1: "bro look at that trough donkey over there!"
Guy 2: "aw shit bro, watch her she's rolling up to the trough (dancefloor)"
Def 2)
Girl 1: "Daym girl, you seriously need to cut this click clock click clock shit out"
Girl 2: "why?! I look good"
Girl 1: "Giirrlll, aint nobody gonna be looking at some dam trough donkey, click clocking all over da place! You better sort your shit"
Def 3)
Girl 1: "Hey Trough! How ya doing?"
Guy1: "What'd you call me?"
Girl 1: "awwww nothing, mah fav wee Trough Donkey Kong, you want in on pizza?"
Guy1: "bro hand me that jar"
Guy2 **hands over douche payment jar**
Guy1: "bro look at that trough donkey over there!"
Guy 2: "aw shit bro, watch her she's rolling up to the trough (dancefloor)"
Def 2)
Girl 1: "Daym girl, you seriously need to cut this click clock click clock shit out"
Girl 2: "why?! I look good"
Girl 1: "Giirrlll, aint nobody gonna be looking at some dam trough donkey, click clocking all over da place! You better sort your shit"
Def 3)
Girl 1: "Hey Trough! How ya doing?"
Guy1: "What'd you call me?"
Girl 1: "awwww nothing, mah fav wee Trough Donkey Kong, you want in on pizza?"
Guy1: "bro hand me that jar"
Guy2 **hands over douche payment jar**
by gypsymadonna January 17, 2013
Get the Trough Donkeymug.