Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”

“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”

by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025

you donut

Used to describe someone dumb

"Whats the capital of england?"
"blackpool"
"Are u serious?!? its london you donut. "

by Leprechaun ya get me February 25, 2018

dick donut

Any hole a guy can stick his dick in.

See also: Richard Donut

A glory hole is the best dick donut.

by Don't Be A Richard June 25, 2014

Vegan Donut

A roast where you wouldn't want to be the dish.

Vegan Teacher: And if you call me a "donut", that's fine, as long as you're vegan from now on.

Gordon Ramsey: Pooofph! "Vegan Donut"

by Dr. Canyounot February 8, 2021

Richard Donut

Any hole a guy can stick his dick in.

See also: dick donut

A glory hole is the best Richard Donut.

by Don't Be A Richard June 25, 2014

Brazilian Donut

A freshly waxed butthole.

Milton couldn't wait to get to work to show everyone his Brazilian Donut.

by Tbonepgh June 14, 2016

Rengoku donut

Rengoku donut is a way of making fun of Rengoku from Kimetsu no Yaiba/Demon slayer since he got punched in the heart by Akaza, and it left a round hole like a donut

Someone:OMG I CRIED SO MUCH WHEN RENGOKU DIED😭. Someone's freind: RENGOKU DONUT LOL🤪. someone: FUCK YOU

by Harahara March 12, 2022