dunkin donuts

Phenomenon that happens when you sit down on a toilet (usually public) and the bottom of your sack dips into the nasty bowl water

His nuts pulled upward as he cringed in dismay at the scrotal baptism of a dunkin donuts.

by Codfish3000 October 19, 2015

cactus donut

A stubbly rectum felt when giving anal sex.

My dick is raw from the cactus donut I had last night!

by Knasty August 30, 2016

black donut

The distinctive "donut-shaped" bruise that forms around a gunshot wound.

Let's give these motherfuckers some black donuts

by dr_habib July 6, 2020

arm donut

when you go to sleep with your arm in a circular shape, similar to a donut. Manys' preferred sleep position, although some deem it unhealthy.

Bro, I couldn't sleep at all last night. It's like there's no position that's comfortable.
Have you tried the arm donut? It gives a pretty good sleep.

by fellownapper July 1, 2020

War-donut

An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.

Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.

OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!

by longrider700 March 4, 2015

Sprinkled donut

When you have some alone time, and decide to rub one out, and at completion, fill your belly button with your man juice. When the lint from the bottom floats to the top, you have a sprinkled donut.

Looks like I have the house to myself, mine as well indulge in making a sprinkled donut

by Donutmaker March 24, 2022

Dunkin Donuts

By far the best fast food restaurant in America. Sells both food and drink such as donuts (hence the name), coffee, breakfast and lunch sandwiches, and hot chocolate. Is a great place to go for all ages, whether you're a young kid hungry for donuts, or if you're an older man/woman who needs a place to hang out and drink coffee.

Every day before work, I go to Dunkin Donuts and get coffee.

Hayley: Man, I'm hungry!
Kayley: Hey, why don't we go to Dunkin Donuts?
Hayley: What a genius idea!

by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016