dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.
Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.
by ronaldomoon February 11, 2012
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dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.
Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.
by DomTheKraut January 30, 2016
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elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself
Lindsay Lohan loves elephant dildo
by ass monkey nom nom June 29, 2012
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sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time
Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be
by K_CXNT March 25, 2021
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dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men
Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy
by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019
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