Safe Deposit Box

A person whom you trust your life's secrets with. However, a safe deposit box can not be your girlfriend/boyfriend. It is a good idea to be eachother's safe deposit box. Any one person may not have two safe deposit boxes.

Me and Ethan are best friends, he is my safe deposit box.

by cheetahguy44 February 3, 2012

Johnny Depp

He wears eyeliner and looks good... there's certainly a problem.

He would be so much more sexier if someone would show him how to apply his blush right!

by anonymous March 2, 2004

cum depository

a belly button when it gets filled.

He pulled out and added his life savings to the cum depository.

by Ouisch27 April 29, 2007

johnny depp

fine handsome and oh so funny in pirates of the caribeann

when he is drunk and when he is not in the movie

by kofu!!! August 13, 2003

Duke depp

My husband not yours hun

Person 1: Whos duke depp?
Person 2: My husband

by Tyson charlesworth November 17, 2020

Dempsey

The act of having sex with and eating multiple under-aged dead animals, all of which are of the same gender, covered in taco sauce, on fire, and your siblings.

"I just had a dempsey and it was fun but now I have 3rd degree burns on my penis and no more brothers."

by gunafiveseven October 16, 2008

Deppermental

To be hyper-sensitive and behaviorally erratic when in the mood for a bit of Johnny Depp and unable to access any information or movies pertaining to him.

"Jasmine is deppermental today because she can't access JDA"

by JDA May 24, 2005