Cattle

A annoying idiotic person who resembles a cow

Kacia Marshall is a cattle

by Cattlelover May 28, 2020

cattoo

a tattoo of a cat

what kind of tattoo do u want?

i'd like a cattoo please

by 💛𝖘𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖇𝖇👑 June 9, 2020

catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.

Dude, I totally catted that!

by BigDaddyCash August 1, 2020

Cattigan

Egotistical in spite of lowly appearance and intelligence.

He was very cattigan

by Bejubkles September 6, 2020

cattobni

Cattobni means a human cat, but not in a furry way IDIOT

Name e.g. Bobb is a Cattobni, he’s like a cat but not in a furry way

by Cattobni September 29, 2020

catten

When you've had you're kitten for so long you think it's a cat because you're so tired of it, so you call it a cat but in the middle of the word you call it a kitten, so the result is a catten.

Awww! What a cutie catten.

by thegrilledcheesegirl October 22, 2020

cattleogue

A periodical magazine from a livestock-merchant dat offers assorted bovine animals (cows, heifers, bulls, steers, calves, etc.) for sale.

Viewing lovely photos of plump sleek healthy animals in a cattleogue is all well and good, but you should always go and physically inspect said parcels of beef before deciding whether to purchase them --- just like da infamous "horse dealing" shysters ("He sold him a horse, but delivered a mule --- but that's all settled now." "It **was** a horse!" "It was a MULE!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Tradition!"), there's plenty of shameless fakery and shady behavior regarding da buying and selling of cattle, as well, such as trying to pawn off a cow that is "dry" and/or "barren", a bull that is either infertile and/or has been castrated, etc.

by QuacksO October 25, 2020