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Cumberland

An extremely boring suburb of Portland, Maine. There's next to nothing to do, except for spend your money at the only store on Main Street and go to school, and there's one gas station which no one visits due to prices being $0.20 higher than other stations. Also, teen drug use is fairly common.
Kid 1: It's Friday night and there's nothing to do.
Kid 2: Let's go get drunk at the football game!
Kid 1: Aw hell yeah! Hopefully the Cumberland PD won't do much...
Kid 2: They barely do anything anyway, man.
by Memph1s November 19, 2011
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benedict cumberbatch syndrome

a severe addiction to Benedict Cumberbatch, it IS dangerous!!!!
symptoms include:
covering your laptop with sherlock propaganda, laughing hysterically every time something reminds them of Mr Cumberbatch, watching sherlock, seeing every movie that may contain but a mere glimpse of their hero.
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch (occasionally referred to as Ben, Benny, Benny C, etc.) is a beautiful man who may not even be a man. His eyes are impossible to describe and his hair is constantly changing due to his many, many roles in the constant stream of films he's been in. The most popular of these are The Hobbit, Sherlock, The Imitation Game, The Fifth Estate, Star Trek Into Darkness, Parade's End, War Horse, and many, many more. He's won 17 awards and has been nominated for 29, proving that he is actually the greatest man there ever existed.

Though some would view him as nothing more than a terrifying looking alien creature thing, others would object. Strongly. Don't ever say anything bad about him in the presence of a cumberbitch or cumbercookie (A Cumberbatch fan) as this may cause death.
Cumberbitch: Benedict Cumberbatch is so freaking beautiful I love him so much omg look at his cumberbooty and did you see him at the oscars when he did the cumberbomb ?????!
by cumbercookie September 8, 2014
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Cummer

A human bring(usually male) who ejaculates at an impressive, almost superhuman rate
Did you just cum again!” Said mark

“Yes, sorry, i am a cummer” replied jason
by Multiple penis man September 10, 2020
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Cumberland Secondary School

Cumberland is the school no one wants to go.

Its one of the deadest school in Newham and there is rarely ever fights.
Whilst walking around at break or lunch all your gonna hear is ''Personally I wouldn't have that''.
The only rated year in cumberland is year 10 and some year 8s and year 9s.
Otherwise do NOT come to this school!
Jack - Whats that school nobody likes?
Mason - Cumberland Secondary School.
Jack - Ow yeah!
by Therealbossman017471 December 16, 2018
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cuberty

The result of hitting puberty in a cute way. Cute and puberty combined. If you were an ugly boy/girl and you hit puberty you would be cuter than you were before.And you would be approachable.
Ally: I can't WAIT until Justin Beiber hits puberty!

Jessica: Then he will be cute!

Samantha: Pfft..he'll hit cuberty.
..

Jason: That girl must of hit cuberty.

Kyle: I know dude, I call her.

Mathew: Umm..since she hit cuberty, I already asked her out.

Lilly: Every boy wants to go out with me since I hit cuberty!
by Wiggly Jello Slide July 4, 2011
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Possibly the most attractive man currently alive on this planet. Benedict, (often referred to be fangirls as Ben, Benny, Benny-boo, or Bene-dick), is most commonly known for playing the role of Sherlock Holmes in the BBC television show, Sherlock. He has also starred in Star Trek into Darkness, War Horse, The Fifth Estate, and Hawking. He has a large fanbase across the world, known as either, The Cumbercollective, The Cumbercookies, or more commonly, The Cumberbitches. Be careful when meeting Benedict, as where he goes, the fangirls always follow.
Person: So I was watching that show on BBC one last night, you know, Sherlock?
Cumberbitch: S..s..Sherlock? SheRLOCK?? SHERLOCK???!!??? WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH?? *proceeds to flail about aimlessly on the floor*
by Articulate Cumberbitch February 18, 2014
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