Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018

Bump ‘n Crunch

The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.

I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.

by Platypussies October 27, 2017

Dutch Crunch

While trying to perform a Dutch Oven you accidentally shart.

Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.

by DRoclc August 9, 2018

Crunch

Casual Cringe

The party was pretty Crunchy.
The first day of school was crunch.

by Voze December 3, 2016

front crunch

when u get ur wisdom teeth out and can’t chew in the back

Sorry excuse my front crunch i just got my wisdom teeth out and can’t get it stuck.

by rr525 June 24, 2022

sphincter crunch

A workout where you clench your anus repeatedly to build stronger butthole muscles

Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.

by Blackforesthamwallet January 25, 2020