The Colgate Ab-Crunch is the act of perching one's self atop the toilet bowl, and typically with fingers tucked under thighs, leaning one's upper body forwards in an effort to completely evacuate the bowels by means of protrusion. The strategy takes its name from the striking similarity between the human body during this manoeuvre, and the most common technique for getting the last out of your toothpaste tube.
The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.
The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.
Example:
"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."
"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."
by Sweeney Toddler January 27, 2010
Get the Colgate Ab-Crunch mug.When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.
Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!
Girl: that's a captain crunch :P
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!
Girl: that's a captain crunch :P
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A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.
by lordosmo January 9, 2012
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Get the Nanna's Nut Crunch mug.when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out
man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack
by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008
Get the scrotum crunch mug.-To eliminate the fun from a situation.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
-To crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-A Cool Crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. This aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. If someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
Don't go to close to that guy he's prone to crunching cool.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
That guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made Elvis do paperwork.
I don't want to go out with him again, he'll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing Game boy.
by Donavin S April 11, 2009
Get the Cool Crunch mug.adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.
by The Vampire of cherries August 25, 2009
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