The best kind of traffic jam. This is when the speed of the traffic moves at the same rate as a car with a manual transmission when idling in first gear. This saves the driver the need for any clutch work, or indeed any pedal work at all.
Passenger: Dude, I hate traffic!
Driver: Yeah, but I'm just letting the car roll along by itself. Just enjoying the first gear cruise baby!
Passenger: That as the case may be, we are still going to be late...
Driver: Yeah, but I'm just letting the car roll along by itself. Just enjoying the first gear cruise baby!
Passenger: That as the case may be, we are still going to be late...
by squarebobspongepants September 16, 2009
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This usually causes bleeding of the eyes, repeatedly telling people you're not gay, and acting like a faggot.
This usually causes bleeding of the eyes, repeatedly telling people you're not gay, and acting like a faggot.
(e.g. things for the Cruise-A-Virus effects)
"I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY."
"Hey! You aren't like me, you're normal, you ordered the small bowl of soup, I'll get the big fucking huge-ass bowl of soup!"
"I'm not a dick, you're a dick!"
"I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY, I'M IN LOVE WITH KATEY HOLMES, I'M NOT GAY."
"Hey! You aren't like me, you're normal, you ordered the small bowl of soup, I'll get the big fucking huge-ass bowl of soup!"
"I'm not a dick, you're a dick!"
by Stan Riggins February 5, 2008
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a person who apparently "cruises" around in their late model low spec bottom of the range car equiped with max power stickers, seatbelt pads, and colour coded stick on bits!
Can be found in local dimly lit car parks such as:
Mc Donalds
Homebase
Etc......
Can be found in local dimly lit car parks such as:
Mc Donalds
Homebase
Etc......
Guy in a 1ltr mk 2 fiesta, sitting in the corner of Mc Donalds Car Park with some little flashing lights on his car and badly tinted windows.
by Dan November 30, 2003
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by SToleniPOD February 26, 2010
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Cruise is a man who has had many adventures in his life, and that has given him many exciting stories to tell. Cruise's adventures have led to bad experiences as well. But Cruise doesn't open up easily. And Cruise doesn't like to be pushed, or told what to do. Cruise cal light up a room instantly, if that's with literal fire, with laughter. He is funny and very social. Everyone knows the name Cruise. Cruise has gotten him self this far into life without help and doesn't want your pitty or charity. Cruise has a tough exterior but once he opens up weather he likes it or not he will more than likely cry. Because if Cruise opens up to you, then you are someone special. Someone who has earned his trust. Never Cross Cruise. Cruise chooses his friends wisely and they are just as loyal as he is. Cruise stands with his friends like family. And in a relationship Cruise is a hopeless romantic (and a little freaky) but he will treat his girl like a queen. He may not have big pockets, But he has the biggest heart. Cruise is Loyal, Caring, Funny, and just over all a well rounded individual, if you know Cruise don't let him go.
Cruise is a man who has had many adventures in his life, and that has given him many exciting stories to tell. Cruise's adventures have led to bad experiences as well. But Cruise doesn't open up easily. And Cruise doesn't like to be pushed, or told what to do. Cruise cal light up a room instantly, if that's with literal fire, with laughter. He is funny and very social. Everyone knows the name Cruise. Cruise has gotten him self this far into life without help and doesn't want your pitty or charity. Cruise has a tough exterior but once he opens up weather he likes it or not he will more than likely cry. Because if Cruise opens up to you, then you are someone special. Someone who has earned his trust. Never Cross Cruise. Cruise chooses his friends wisely and they are just as loyal as he is. Cruise stands with his friends like family. And in a relationship Cruise is a hopeless romantic (and a little freaky) but he will treat his girl like a queen. He may not have big pockets, But he has the biggest heart. Cruise is Loyal, Caring, Funny, and just over all a well rounded individual, if you know Cruise don't let him go.
cruise is cool
by Kings Knight October 26, 2019
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