twitter user @crooke_axel

the cutest, nicest, and best person this world has ever known

ie swear to fucking god if the modse take this down ime gonna fight you

twitter user @crooke_axel is so nice and epic and cute and handsome and

by TheRealDictionary6969 December 6, 2020

crooser64

A person obsessed with Red Bull.

"I love red bull."
"Dude, you are a real crooser64."

by TrippelZ February 13, 2021

crooze

crooze defines a "Tom Cruise" like moment in a movie.

"enough to appreciate some CROOZE action sequences and constant CROOZE scenery", MI:2 synopsys

by Richard Spence November 11, 2007

crookedize

the act of making something crooked or not straight; the act of putting something out of place.

"Good! I have that shelf in there straight now!" . . . " okay, fine, I will crookedize it later!"

by Cathie Matel January 17, 2008

crookedem

to screw a girl so hard you make em crooked then you straighten them back out to crookedem again

me and girlfriend were at my house and we were in my room. i so pulled a crookedem on her

by the kid from out of town February 12, 2008

[cooser]

someone who is such a loser they dont even deserve to be called a loser.
something people tend to say when they are high, because they are too f**ked up they cant say 'loser'

C: Did you just call me a loser?!?!
A: No, I called you a cooser.
C: Aw sh*t, no you didnt!
A: Sorry, i did...hahahahaha.

man, that guy is such a cooser.

by zoopler February 25, 2008

Croseph

Derived from the fusion of cronie and broseph, a croseph is a fellow co-worker, friend, or accomplice in any type of nefarious dealings.

1. "Yo croseph, stop working on that excel document and come watch cake farts in my office"

2. Boody: "Yo, croseph, how much will you give me to go drop my nuts on Carol and then make her hum "Lookin boy?"

Broham: "I won't give you anything, but i'm sure she'll give you herpes."

3. "Croseph, help me scam that gaggle of nuss back to your place so I can give one the rooftop rumble"

4. "Do NOT come at me like that, croseph, working more than 4 hours a day is for suckers"

by greatestOfAllTime October 2, 2008