Sloppy Cronkite

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase invented by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

by JustinS2000 December 13, 2008

sloppy cronchite

N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."

I opened my closet last night and caught James and Tony giving each other a sloppy cronchite.

by SD_21 December 14, 2008

sloppy Cronkite

A sexual term invented by Jon Stewart (or the writing staff) of the Daily Show.
It refers to vague (usually homosexual) sexual activity between political staffers, elected officials, members of the press etc.
Perhaps the term is designed as an the over the (capital) hill parody of the well-known Dirty Sanchez.

"Cheney and Libby gave each other sloppy Cronkites in the broom closet."

by KiraKiraKilla December 9, 2008

Griffin cronk

Sexiest guy of all time and has the ability to make any girl orgasm for hours. Is very smart, cool, and has a huge dick. Has probably had sex with your girlfriend.

Guy 1: my girlfriend cheated on me with Griffin Cronk
Guy 2: I honestly would have sex with him too no homo

by Mr cool kid 1234 October 18, 2018

lucy cronin

a very small,spanish,gay,transgender,69 year old,VEGAN,meat lover,crystal leigh SUPERFAN,skinny puta

boy: OMG..have you seen lucy cronin ? she’s such a puta !

by 69moocy69 January 2, 2019

crone

the dirtiest word known to man; also see cunt, taint, or brown star

dude, i towtched her crone. also see towtch

by jesse October 23, 2004

cronics

another form of crackheads

Those cronics stole the rims off of my car.

by darrinmajor November 23, 2007