Creamy plank

A creamy plank happens when you engage a standard plank exercise after a heavy meal.

I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.

You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!

by Zz Daddy o December 25, 2021

creamy connor

Someone who is extremely down bad and jerks off several times a day (up to double digits in 24 hours). Common phrases include "mommy", "golden showers", "musty pussy", "____ squish me with your thighs", "down bad sniff noises", and "make d1 babies with me." When they get female validation they simp really hard. Produces loads of cream daily.

bro creamy connor jerked off 15 times the other day; creamy connor is so down bad; omg he's such a creamy connor i want him to be down bad for me

by ironteddy007 February 1, 2022

Creamy

1: Something with a smooth texture and flavour
2: The nickname for a large black guy that randomly rants about how he hates BAVE or other such things.

Wow This yogurt sure is creamy.

Did you hear someone tried to sacrifice Creamy!?

by Weston September 17, 2005

Creamy sprinkler

When you ejaculate onto a females rectum as she farts to create a vortex of semen that would simulate a sprinkler

“Ryan told me last night when he went to this girls house she was begging for that creamy sprinkler”

by Pog championship February 7, 2021

Creamy Caesar

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.

Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"

by butthole snurger March 21, 2009

creamy fingers

When a girl continues to jack off a guy after he's cummed and it's still on her fingers.

Guy: babe? Creamy fingers again?

by Username4529 January 1, 2016

creamy backwash

when you creampie someone's vagina and then suck it out, swishing it around your mouth to then spit it back inside their vagina.

"i gave my S.O a creamy backwash last night. she was disgusted with me"

by MC,shizzle October 15, 2023