cream supreme

When a penis is entered into a vagina and the man jizzes into the woman never stopping and endless thrusting until The one and only G.O.A.T Tony Danza walks into the room and incorporates a three-some of all sexual tricks.

Cameron Mayberry Carpenter is going to receive a cream supreme tonight.

by JuicyCheeks123 March 8, 2016

cream bucket

Man that guy is such cream dumpster, he has been will all your friends, dump that cream bucket!

Shit that old geezer is such a cream bucket.

by Kiprusoff November 14, 2010

whipped cream

a special act of BDSM that involves two people, one of which is a man, a whip, and a can of whipped cream. when the man ejaculates, the second person whips the dick until the man ejaculates again. whipped cream is put on the dick and is licked off.

Aww man, she gave me a whipped cream last night!

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

cream knot

Dried up post-ejaculatory semen at the tip of the penis. (Think: Leaving an Elmers Glue bottle open after use. It dries up and clogs the hole)
Urinate after sex so that these do not form.

Ew, I sucked Steves pee stick last night and a cream knot hit the back of my throat when he popped. It was chunky

I went to pee this morning but had to pick the cream knot from last night.

by Emefer March 28, 2020

Cream Egg

When you ejaculate into a woman's vagina and proceed to eat/slurp it out with your mouth.

"Hey Sid, Jordan, come share this Cream Egg with me!"

by PenguinWanker January 27, 2018

creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

Ostrich Cream

A mispronunciation of a boston cream donut. Usually occurs in a Tim Hortons Restaurant.

I'll have one ostrich cream donut, I mean boston cream!!! XD

by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011