Crazy Eddy

A hero of epic stories and legends. Over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his poon palace on mars. Occasionally seen on Earth when he must complete a quest. He was stationed at Zarganzig's Castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the Whiiple Creek massacre. The massacre took place on that day because his departure gave the Asexual Trolls the courage to attack. Has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. Genghis Khan's right hand man

"Dude i haven't seen Crazy Eddy lately"

"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes"

"Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate"

by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007

crazy lagooners

1. Taken from the re-hashed, Arsenal Football Club season-winning version of 'Crazy In Love' by Beyonce Knowles. Lyrics "Lookin' so crazy the-Gooners got me lookin', got me lookin' so crazy the-Gooners". Used to describe something that is mad to the point of disbelief, but in a fun way.

2. A Renault Laguna which is gold in colour.

1.
I almost died riding the rollercoaster on Yarmouth pier - it was crazy lagooners!

2.
- My pops has just purchased a crazy lagooner.
- What, you mean a gold Renault Laguna?
- Correct.

by Gavin July 2, 2004

crazy cat lady

a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash

"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"

by J.Noble July 18, 2006

Crazy Motherfucker

An individual who accepts no social norms and does not care about the consequences of his action.

That Nigger is a crazy motherfucker

by Mad Motherfucker October 9, 2018

Crazy Eddie

An alcoholic drink consisting of at least 1 shot of every hard liquor mixed with lemon juice.
*The drink is served with a chaser of lemon juice.
*The drink is intended to be slammed, rather then sipped

The boys each slammed a Crazy Eddie before heading out for the night.

by boarderjunkie May 9, 2006

Crazy Screaming Guy

Crazy guy who hangs out on 6th & Pine in downtown Seattle screaming incoherently about something that has to do with the Seattle police being communists and the Fry Apartments. Always holding a large decorative scepter and a sign that tries to “explain” his ramblings. It has a picture of Jesus but claims that he himself is in fact the son of god, yes. Also declares that the police give him “troblo” and wants nothing to do with you because you are working with the “Devil Communists” and signed papers against him. Deeply disturbed, yet entertaining individual.

"Man did you see that crazy screaming guy when you were downtown shopping?"

"Yes, he is the one who claims Seattle police are communists."

by Jesh86 October 3, 2008

Crazy

'Crazy' is generally a positive, desirable characteristic (unless you are very calm yourself), describing someone who is very out there, fun to be with, unrestricted, creative and plain awesome. You might associate a crazy person with partying, being ridiculously obscene and loud in public with their friends, and cracking jokes. You would not usually find a crazy person pondering on their philosophy of life, discussing how amazing War Literature is or talking about how delightfully tasty their English tea is.

Crazy people can either be cool or just plain annoying. There is the crazy that everyone loves, where you are the life of the party, or the crazy that goes overboard, where people want to avoid you.

1) "Hey, did you see Mia at the party last night?"

"Yeah, oh my God, she was on the tables dancing half naked, kissing girls, everything. That girl is crazy, I love it!"

2) "Did you see that new girl in school?"

"I heard about her, she set off 3 fire alarms on her first day thinking that everyone would find it hilarious, but it was sooo childish and dumb! that girl is too fucking crazy."

by Miaaaaaaa October 11, 2008