(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.
Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.
by Sgtbilko January 15, 2009
when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus
by austingale March 09, 2008
when your with a girl and your about to cum, you stick a carrot up her ass and say "what's up doc?" and then ejaculate all over her face
by austingale March 09, 2008
when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional)
by austingale March 09, 2008
by The Baked CheesePuff July 17, 2011
In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad
material, it needs be fucking awesome.
material, it needs be fucking awesome.
by nt41 May 21, 2009
The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.
by Big Tom December 30, 2004