Shave around the crank

(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.

Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.

by Sgtbilko January 14, 2009

crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus

i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

by austingale March 8, 2008

crank that bugs bunny

when your with a girl and your about to cum, you stick a carrot up her ass and say "what's up doc?" and then ejaculate all over her face

i was with this girl last night and i finally got to crank that bugs bunny

by austingale March 8, 2008

crank that george bush

when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional)

yo i was with dis girl last night and i finally got to crank that george bush

by austingale March 8, 2008

Crank-N-Dank

The Art of Turning Up the Music and Getting Blazed.

LETS GO CRANK-N-DANK!

by The Baked CheesePuff July 17, 2011

Crank Squad material

In order for someone, something, or an event to be considered crank squad

material, it needs be fucking awesome.

"Dude that shot was crank squad material"

by nt41 May 21, 2009

horror movie crank

The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.

The monster was nearly so the girl gave her car a "horror movie crank".

by Big Tom December 29, 2004