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Corpoflage

It is the clothing usually worn by otherwise cool people to fit in and blend in usually in a corporate environment.

For example - Dockers, Polo shirts, Dress pants, Dress shirt, Tie.
John looked quite confident in the meeting today wearing his newly purchased corpoflage.
by Styk September 11, 2009
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corporate redneck

Corporate rednecks live in white picket fence suburban neighborhoods, work in finances for a big company with a lot of benefits and have perfect dad bods but have racks of antlers and stuffed ducks, bass, and maybe a shark in their living room. They will go out fishing for bluefish with their kids on the beach but end up buying a 92 ft Viking yacht and go tuna fishing overnight 80 miles off shore. Instead of telling their kids not to open the door for strangers, they tell them to open the door so as not to be rude but bring one of the thousand dollar shotguns from their excessively large arsenal which is located in the bedroom and load it with 3 3/4 magnums in case its not the UPS man delivering the family dog's new stroller.
coporate redneck - a wealthy white guy from the suburbs who does all the things a redneck does with the exception of eating roadkill possum and large mouth bass. (corporate rednecks dine on only the finest filet minion and chilean sea bass)

Guy 1: Hey Dave, want to go to Fort Lauderdale this weekend and go golfing at sawgrass?
Dave: Hell yeah I want to go to Fort Lauderdale, but I'm going to end up ditching you guys and go fishing and maybe try to hunt a couple alligators in the Everglades instead of going golfing like a tool.
by Bdunnthree December 18, 2016
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Nigger Balls Corporation

A massive intergalactical company that has all the money in the world and secretly controls it. They own everything and have everything. They spread monkeys around the entire Earth, and earn money and power from it.
Nigger Balls Corporation is worth quintillions!
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
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Corponation

A Corporation that runs a goverment solely or with a group of other Corperations and essential runs the nation behind the scenes.
" Bush and Cheney are puppets to Halaburton and Exon, so America is a Corponation.
by Guru Master July 2, 2006
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corptocracy

Government of, for, and by large, multinational corporations.
There's a lot of talk about spreading democracy but that's just a smoke screen. The world has become a corptocracy.
by China Bob February 28, 2006
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corporate pole smoker

Sucking up to management to get ahead in the corporate world.
Did you see Bob in that meeting?! What a corporate pole smoker.
by newslacker May 8, 2007
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